Rugby League & the World of Entertainment

Sorry folks for the delay in transmission but the dual time constraints of the finance world and Children's television(i am talking to you DJ Lance Rock) has left Daltsworldofsport out of action.

After 4 rounds what have we learnt, Storm are still cheating merkins but very good ones, Parra are crap, The Titans have even less cash than the Sharks & everyone else is somewhere in between.

I have a curious mind & while i was in the work lift today, the chinese cleaner got in and he was wearing shorts. Looking at his legs i got to thinking, why aren't chinese people that hairy but meditarannean people are?  But that thought quickly left me(nup gone) and had me wondering, if Rugby League Clubs were Entertainment, who would they be?

Now the Storm as the Imperial Forces from Star Wars are a good fit, a pack of evil bastards trying to take over the Galaxy through illegal tactics. I just hope that a young Jason " Luke Skywalker" Nightingale can blow up there Death Star before the seasons out.

Cameron Smith & the boys

Just on the Storm, Daltsworldofsport has a little semi all day with news that Cooper Cronk could be heading our way. The Dragons have had some good recent seasons with a very ordinary half back, imagine what they will do with Cronk? But im sure my semi will shrink at 10.30am tomorrow when he announces he is going somewhere else.

With the Dragons, its been 1983 since the club has signed a genuine star in Steve Rogers, who was just a battling first grader with some other club at the time. How has a club that used to attract all the best players hasnt got a big name in 30 years???ill tell you why Peter Bloody Doust thats who. But im ranting.

God he looks good in these colours

I went out west once, i had never seen so many 30 year old grandmothers in my life. They say chicks from Parra & Penrith only wear undies to keep there ankles warm. I have seen some of the blokes from out West who get regular sex and i can only think one thing, how many roots must Hindmarsh & Luke Lewis get???

Parra, Parra,Parra,Parra

While Hindmarsh regularly makes 50 tackles in 80 minutes, i reckon he could match that many birds in one night at PJ Gallaghers. Just on Hindmarsh i think he should quit, he is legless and so are his mates. But if the Golden West was entertainment what would it be, i believe the picture above tells a thousand words.

Moving a little bit further east we have the Canterbury- Bankstown - Homebush Bulldogs. There fans strut around in shirts that say "Bred not bought" yet they haven't got a local junior amongst them. If they were entertainment, their fans would have to be Australia's Most Wanted but for the team they would be the French Foreign Legion.

"Hooray Habib got day release" 

Next we have the Campbelltown - Leichardt - Homebush - Concord - Paddington - Tigers.

When I think of Benji and his good mate Timmy, i can only think of one aussie movie, The Sum of Us.

In Benji's column sunday, he said Saints fans were very vocal and a bit to hard on poor timmy, What did you expect Benji? me to rock up with a thermos and a picnic rug and sing Koombiaremylord? Get stuffed.

But i shouldn't be bitter, The Dragons have dodged a big bullet with Moltzen cos he has been crap.

Friday night at Tigers team meetings

A co tenant with the Dogs & Tigers are the South Sydney Homebush Rabbitohs. Now its easy to put the boot into Souths as there are worse teams than them out there, much much worse. But if they were in the world of music they would be Milli Vanilli.

One is all glitz, glammer, style over substance & the ability to talk themselves up with no obvious talent, the other is Milli Vanilli.

Nathan Merritt and GI just before a game 

Speaking of style over substance i was going to mention the Roosters, but they have no style & no substance. In fact they are legless & i dont think its fair to kick a team when they are down, unless that team is coached by Brian Smith.

Ever since he walked out on the Dragons and said "the place has a smell of Newtown about it" i have had the voodoo doll working overtime on him. Its working.

The Roosters have a shitload of money and influential people in the back ground but poor performance, a lot like the Spice Girls.



As for the Qld team's you can put them all together and say they are "Deliverance". I reckon thats what happens in Origin camp, Big Mal makes them squeal like piggies & they love him for it. Queenslanders are different like that.

Scrum practice Qld Style

If Cronulla were entertainment who would they be, as much as i hate to say it but Paul Gallen is John McLean in Die Hard. He beats teams on his own these days. I wonder how he would go building a new development?

"Let Todd in you Northies bastards"

As for Manly, they remind me of the Frankie Valli song "Big Girls dont cry". They are always whingeing, from Fulton right through now to Toovey the circus midget they have always gone the sook.

Even when dumb Des was coach and they could be beaten 40 - 0, he would say "errr, ummm, er, um the umm second ummm, errrrr try to them, errrr ummmm errr wasnt a try".

While we are on dumb fucks, Next we have the NZ Warriors. i reckon kiwis have the biggest identity crisis of all countries as there wardrobe only consists of clobber that has the NZ emblem on it. A typical wardrobe consists of:

1/ All Blacks Jumper
2/ NZ Warriors Jumper
3/ Super 15 Jumper

The problem with kiwis is that they always whine about how good NZ is, but they wont fucking go back there. If they were entertainment????Never met a kiwi that was good entertainment.

the bus stop on Campbell Parade, Bondi 

 
When Nathan Tinkler said he was going to rebuild the club around local juniors, i didnt realise he meant St Georges local juniors. Hope the fat prick fails.

I have left Canberra out, most people leave Canberra out of there thinking dont they?

Till next week.