Its nearly here

Thank you loyal followers for the requests for more from Dalts World of Sport, i feel like Rodney Rude in between sets circa the Suss Club 1990. After a brief sabbatical to the Gold Coast, i am back into it.


Just on the Gold Coast, i've never seen such a mixed bag of humans. Obese family's from Rockhampton on holidays, Inked up locals( they put Todd Carney to shame) & retirees doing there best to prove that a tan isn't skin cells in trauma.

Before we move on to football, i have to take a look back at this summer of sport just gone.

First the cricket, what a piss weak lot the Indians are, they looked about as interested in cricket as Nathan Tinkler would be in the salad bar of Sizzler. The talking point of the summer was wether Ricky Ponting would hold his place in the side. While he has been dropped from One Dayers, his form in the Test arena was outstanding.


The public should never write off a bloke who is willing to drink piss at Scruffy Murphy's on NYE with your scribe, or get belted by a bloke dressed up as a sheila.

Now onto the footy, last week we saw Saints beat Souffs in the Charity Shield, Jack De Bellin & Nathan Green showed a bit for the Dragons and Sam Burgess had a strong second half after being woeful early.


We also got to hear Laurie Daley talk for 80 minutes, some of it very insightful. Lozz trotted out one of his usual gems when saints were leading 18 - 12, "Now if Souffs can hold St George to 18 and score twice they will win". I don't know how he comes up with it, genius. As shown by the picture below some Souff's fans still looked like they had a good night.

The NRL kicked off the year with its official season launch on thursday night and Dale Cherry-Evans(rugby yawnion name if i ever saw one) & Kieran Foran were the "face of the launch".  Unfortunately, unlike previous years candidates, these two didn't disgrace themselves.

I was looking forward to headlines of "Dale loses his cherry" with a front page photo of him doing his best on stage at 5am at the Love Machine with Candice. Or "Foran Twenty", this time foran caught giving a hooker a $20 tip at Porky's. If only Todd Carney could of been the designated driver for the night, Rugby League would of been back were it belonged, on the front page.

I will be back again soon, with my round 1 match previews & my top 8. Instead of picking top 8 teams for this year i will pick my top 8 gibberer's from the media. How do i make 30 go into 8?